Step 1 - Get a drummer with a 'tude.
Step 2 - Get a sexy lead singer
Step 3 - Get some prettyboys (preferably named nic(k) )
Step 4 - Get at least 1 real musician
Step 5 - Accept Jesus as your savior
Step 6 - Get a bass player who thinks he's a tree
Step 7 - Accept women, to appeal to both sexes
Step 8 - Get someone whom you invite into the band, never tell him when the practices are, and get mad at him later
for never showing up
Step 9 - Forget about Jesus once you realize buddha is in your band
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