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Ahlics

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I have been listening to ska for many many years
but it was not until (insert years ago ) that i have played in a
ska band. My influences include: hepcat, the
specials, the pietasters, easy big fella, big mama,
the kingpins, the mad bomber society, planet
smashers and many many more. I also believe
there is more to ska than the third wave so those
hipsters who go to shows to hear real big fish I’m
sorry but eat my poop.

 

Anthony

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My name is anthony, i like long moonlit walks on the beach and eating children. I would have a better bio but i was to lazy to write one.

Brin

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Brin digs music, like a fat kid on a cupcake he is on his bass writing wiked parts.  His ska influences consist of the specials.  you may recognize him from such films as: the land befor time, homeword bound, and who can forget the timeless classic of femme fatal.

Nick

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Jaron

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This is Jaron's bio or something of the like. Some say that fried cheese is
bad for your health, but it has been known to be eaten. Every now and again,
some strange child will spell a word with a "ph" instead of an "f", although
this has nothing to do with doctorates. Imagine if the sun were to fuse into
the sky and form one unimpaired, powerful creation. Then it might get it's
own TV show, instead of just cameos. Mathematics learned past the grade of 6
or 7 is virtually useless to the average human. And apparantly, every
country has quite a fair share of small towns. Just think of the
possibilities.

Nic

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Quintin

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Faith

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Dan

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It's like MAD LIBS! Dan is a fantastic ___________ who likes to ________ and _______in his spare time. He's a big fan of _________ and is partial to ________. However, his biggest aspiration in life is to become a _________ and spend his days _________________________. He hopes that you ___________________ and most of all __________________.
    Oh, by the way, advice: buy Kellogs cereals. Honestly. Good investment. It's called "Free Inside: Electric Toothbrushes with your favorite Kellogs cereal mascots on them!" You bet I - he - brushes his teeth with them.
    Yeah, actually, Dan his someone who has NO aspirations in life other than socks and poker. Really - it's like "Hey Dan, have you done this chem homework?" and he's like "It's sock time." He also likes to put couch legs in the lining of his pants and listen to EJ in private. And eat popcorn. And play poker. And wear socks. And procrastinate. And talk about poker. And socks. And gamble...his socks away by playing poker. (Are we noticing a trend here?) Also he has early morning scoops and doesn't tell his family. Don't spoil it please, I've - he's - got a good thing going here. Uh, if this seems disjointed, it's because it was too long and they cut stuanyways, so Dan's a very regular person who plays in the band. That's about it. Have fun watching...us...play.

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